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How I Met Your Mother

A father recounts to his children, through a series of flashbacks, the journey he and his four best friends took leading up to him meeting their mother.


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How I Met Your Mother Full Episodes

S1 E1: Pilot

Aired: September 19th, 2005 @ 7:00 PM CST

It's the year 2030 and an older Ted Mosby is telling the story to his son and daughter about how he met and will eventually marry their mother. This is where we meet for the first time Ted, Lily,...


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S1 E2: Purple Giraffe

Aired: September 26th, 2005 @ 7:00 PM CST

In a desperate attempt for a second date, Ted invites Robin to a party he is throwing. However, she doesn't show up and he keeps throwing parties in the hopes she will finally arrive.


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S1 E3: Sweet Taste of Liberty

Aired: October 3rd, 2005 @ 7:00 PM CST

Ted agrees to let Barney spice up his love life and ends up on a crazy adventure of flying to Philadelphia, encountering the law and visiting the Liberty Bell.


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S1 E4: Return of the Shirt

Aired: October 10th, 2005 @ 7:00 PM CST

Ted's outlook on his continuing search for love is altered when he rediscovers a shirt that has not seen daylight in years. Meanwhile, Barney amuses himself by coaxing Robin into sacrificing her...


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S1 E5: Okay Awesome

Aired: October 17th, 2005 @ 7:00 PM CST

Ted and Barney start checking out the club scene with their friend Robin whereas Lily and Marshall try to participate in some more "grown-up" activities as they draw slowly nearer to their...


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S1 E6: The Slutty Pumpkin

Aired: October 24th, 2005 @ 7:00 PM CST

Ted makes his yearly pilgrimage to the rooftop Halloween party in search of a girl dressed as a pumpkin who he met years ago. Meanwhile, Robin is dumped after driving her new boyfriend away with...


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S1 E7: Matchmaker

Aired: November 7th, 2005 @ 7:00 PM CST

When a matchmaker with a 100% success rate turns Ted away because he is not compatible with any of the available women in her database, he is still determined that he is going to find his match....


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S1 E8: The Duel

Aired: November 14th, 2005 @ 7:00 PM CST

As Lily becomes more of a permanent fixture in the apartment, Ted feels like he is being edged out of the mix by his engaged roomies. Petrified of being left alone and homeless, Ted tells Marshall...


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S1 E9: Belly Full of Turkey

Aired: November 21st, 2005 @ 7:00 PM CST

Ted and Robin are surprised to run into Barney when they volunteer at a homeless shelter on Thanksgiving. Lily is on the brink of freaking out when she goes to Thanksgiving dinner at her future...


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S1 E10: The Pineapple Incident

Aired: November 28th, 2005 @ 7:00 PM CST

After being forced into knocking back 5 shots, so he will stop thinking, Ted goes on a partying rampage. The next morning he wakes up with a woman in his bed, but he does not know who it is. So he...


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S1 E11: The Limo

Aired: December 19th, 2005 @ 7:00 PM CST

Ted rents a limo to take the gang out to sample five New Year's Eve parties in a quest to find the perfect celebration.


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S1 E12: The Wedding

Aired: January 9th, 2006 @ 7:00 PM CST

Robin accepts Ted's invite to a friend's wedding, but thanks to Ted, the couple may never make it down the aisle.


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S1 E13: Drumroll, Please

Aired: January 23rd, 2006 @ 7:00 PM CST

Ted finds a new woman at the wedding. They want to remember the evening so they don't exchange last names or numbers; but Ted takes a big fall when he tries to find out her name.


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S1 E14: Zip, Zip, Zip

Aired: February 6th, 2006 @ 7:00 PM CST

After agreeing to take things slowly and not have sex for a month, Ted and Victoria decide that they have waited long enough.


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S1 E15: Game Night

Aired: February 27th, 2006 @ 7:00 PM CST

A mysterious tape arrives for Barney from one of his numerous ex-girlfriends, and the entire gang watches it. But, in order for them all to find out how she broke Barney's heart and made him into a...


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S1 E16: Cupcake

Aired: March 6th, 2006 @ 7:00 PM CST

Things are going great with Ted and Victoria's relationship, but when Victoria is offered her dream job, the couple have to make serious relationship decisions. Meanwhile Marshall and Lily set out...


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S1 E17: Life Among the Gorillas

Aired: March 20th, 2006 @ 7:00 PM CST

Marshall interns at the corporation where Barney works and Lily finds that he is becoming a shallow jerk as he tries to fit in with his crude fratty coworkers. Meanwhile, Ted feels guilty when he...


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S1 E18: Nothing Good Happens After 2 AM

Aired: April 10th, 2006 @ 7:00 PM CST

Robin, who is very lonely, asks Ted to come over to her apartment after 2 A.M., but he isn't sure if he wants to go as he has a phone call on the way over with his friends, and with Victoria on his...


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S1 E19: Mary the Paralegal

Aired: April 24th, 2006 @ 7:00 PM CST

Robin is nominated to receive an award for a news report and everyone needs a date to take to the show. Barney introduces Ted to Mary as a date that Ted can take to the show. Originally Ted is...


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S1 E20: Best Prom Ever

Aired: May 1st, 2006 @ 7:00 PM CST

Lily, Barney and Robin attend a high school prom to scout out a potential band for Lily and Marshall's wedding reception. In order to get in Lily and Robin pretend to be the dates of two kids who...


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S1 E21: Milk

Aired: May 8th, 2006 @ 7:00 PM CST

When a matchmaking company calls Ted claiming they have found his soul mate, he is forced to postpone his date when Lily asks for his help.


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S1 E22: Come On

Aired: May 15th, 2006 @ 7:00 PM CST

Ted tries to keep Robin from going on a camping trip so that she can spend time with him. Barney enlists the help of an old flame to perform a rain dance. At the same time Marshall finds out about...


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